Listomania

Every December everyone in the world rolls out their best-of lists for everything imaginable. Movies, books, albums, videos, pop culture moments, red carpet outfits, culinary achievements, and so forth. This practice is stupid and pointless. Or is it? If everyone is doing it, and you're not, aren't you the stupid one? Right. Let's get to it.

Top Ten Swears I Said Yesterday Morning When My Car Wouldn't Start

1. Fuck
   
2. Shit
3. Motherfucker
4. Dammit!
   
5. Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
6. Son of a bitch
7. COCK!
   
8. Rat fucker
9. Cocksucker
10. God dammit (dejectedly)